I’ve eaten pork and shellfish my whole life without any guilt, but this feels really transgressive.

Peace & love, everyone. We’re crying with relief and joy.

I assume the CNN US Election Coverage/Octonauts demographic overlap is pretty small, but in our house, when we hear “Key Race Alert” we think “Creature Report” (and hope for a dance break).

“Breaking News: No winner has been called in Presidential election” -CNN

Trying not to cry, scream, or drink at 7:30am in front if the kids.

More bourbon, or a few hours of sleep?