Am I the only one who accidentally hits ”return” instead of the space bar about 30% of the time on the iPhone keyboard (or sometimes it’s “.” or “@“ — whatever is just to the right of the space)? Or do I have an especially clumsy right thumb?

Why do UK newspapers all feature these not particularly well written, not particularly insightful or funny, slice-of-my-life weekend columns? As much as I loathe their ideas and politics, I’d rather read Ross Douthat or David Brooks than (names removed to avoid too much snark).